You gotta work with what you’ve got.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
(Source: flyingscotsman)
tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
The first time Tony said ‘I love you’…
that is so fucking cute…
(via greysalvation)
IF I DIE YOUNG
BURY ME IN ANIME
LAY ME DOWN
ON A BED OF YAOI
SINK THAT SHIP I HATE
AT DAWN
SEND ME AWAY WITH THE BEAT OF YOUR KOKORO
DO-KI
DO-KI
BED OF YAOI+1
(Source: ch15, via pr3cari0us)
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via pr3cari0us)
